SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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