I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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