I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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