Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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