My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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