And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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