i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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