gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
