Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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