Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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