you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
BRING THE BAGELS
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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