i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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