The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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