Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Come share oat with me in your robe
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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