At least make sure they are 18
Why
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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