Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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