That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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