can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
