i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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