i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
as a side note pls kill me
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