god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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