If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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