There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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