My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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