Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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