How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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