idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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