oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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