so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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