I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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