I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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