I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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