I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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