Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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