I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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