everyone is single if you try hard enough
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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