Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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