STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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