he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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