The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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