margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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