i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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