ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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