"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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