Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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