did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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