I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.