i jhust puked up my retainher.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.