she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought