She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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