Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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