just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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