If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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