Me. At least after what I've been through.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
