I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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