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Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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(603): Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry? http://tfl.nu/3wve

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(912): View more from Georgia

He kissed a someone with a penis

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(912): He kissed a someone with a penis http://tfl.nu/3ilh

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(705): View more from Ontario

How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?

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I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.

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(705): How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk? (1-705): I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month. http://tfl.nu/0dv4

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(516): View more from New York

He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

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(516): He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one. http://tfl.nu/wrt6

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

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And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

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(203): Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts? (609): And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud http://tfl.nu/gnmk

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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(908): Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won http://tfl.nu/nhsb

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.

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(919): It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/wt9b

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(862): View more from New Jersey

watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin

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doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you

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(862): watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin (1-862): doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you http://tfl.nu/gtrz

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(707): View more from California

Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

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(707): Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room. http://tfl.nu/g35c

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(940): View more from Texas

This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing

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(940): This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing http://tfl.nu/18y7

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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.

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(603): I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail. http://tfl.nu/cdnn

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.

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(360): I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now. http://tfl.nu/b1mw

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(319): View more from Iowa

I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover

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(319): I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover http://tfl.nu/oafl

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?

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In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!

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(612): Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend? (701): In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing! http://tfl.nu/fqw2

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(205): View more from Alabama

You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?

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(205): You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street? http://tfl.nu/z15o

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