So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?